Sean Penn looks buff, orange, steroidy in London: would you hit it?

Here are some photos of Sean Penn resisting his urge to Hulk-smash a paparazzo in London yesterday. I’m not sure why Sean is in London (he’s staying at a hotel) or whom he’s banging while in town (hookers?). I have to admit something: there was a time when I would have definitely banged Sean Penn. Even though he was a d-bag back then, I’ve had real moments when I had a real attraction to him. Not so much anymore.

I just don’t understand this super-buff phase he’s been going through. I guess he started going through some stuff around the time he and Scarlett Johansson were banging, like that was the beginning of his mid-life crisis or something. He started working out all the time, and he started looking extremely orange. And these photos show that off in spectacular fashion. He looks like a steroid monster. An ORANGE steroid monster. If he keeps this up, Cameron Diaz is going to try to climb him like a tree. Seriously, he’s just her type.

Soon Sean will be out promoting a new documentary he produced and narrated called The Human Experiment. It’s a documentary about the chemicals in everyday products and how those chemicals are affecting all of us. It’s directed by Dana Nachman and Don Hardy Jr., who also worked with Penn on their previous film, Witch Hunt. Here’s the trailer:

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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